Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

1. Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
2. Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
3. Boy:bilkul nahi!
4. Girl:to phir rehne do…

Itnay saray bachay aik sath

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay

saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki

tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

Biwi-Pani-Se-Bohat-Darti-Hai

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Usne-Utari-Saree…

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar

Usne-Utari-Saree

yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

LAST DAY OF THE YEAR 2010

As you know that
2days d last day
Of d year 2010
I wanna thank d
Special ppl, who
Touched my life
With their
Concern  made
My life more
Meaningful,
U r 1 of them,
Thanq 4 your
Contribution 2 my life
May almighty
ALLAH
Continue 2 give you
Abundant
Blessing
Happiness in d
Coming years 2011
Too
Aamin

Jo batain mai keh nahi sakti

Jo batain mai keh nahi sakti

Vo batain mai farz karti hon,,,Shah

Chalo mai farz karti hon

Mujhay tum se mohabbat hai

Tumhara Khat mila jana

Tumhara Khat mila jana

Woh jis main tum ne pocha hay

K ab halaat kaisa hain

Mairay din raat kaisay hain

Meherbani tumhari hai

Keh tum ne is trah mare halaat pochay hain

Mairay din raat pochay hain

Tumhain sab kuch bata doonga

Mujhe itna bata do keh

Kabhi saager kinare per kisi machli ko dekha hay

K jis ko Lehrain pani k kinare tak to laati hain

Magar phir chor jati hain

Mairay halaat aise hain !

Mairay din raat aise hain

Yakeen mano nahi fursat mujhay

Yakeen mano nahi fursat mujhay kuch or karnay ki

Teri yadein teri batein bohot masroof rakhti hain

Ek shakhs nay sath nibhanay ka paiman kea

Ek shakhs nay sath nibhanay ka paiman kea
Badlay mai osay mai nay rishto ka maan dea

One Girl Asked To Pappu...

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

Usne utari saree…

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!